I found this in the Catholic Digest, too funny!
New Year's Resolutions for Dogs and Cats
1) My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
2) I do not need to suddenly stand up when lying under the coffee table.
3) I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
4) I will grow opposable thumbs, break into the pantry, and decide for myself how much food is too much.
5) I will not chase the toy until I see it leave my human's hand.
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